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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Cure for boredom</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mikepayne)</generator><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>woefullymisinformed:

Mr. T is so full of holiday spirit.

You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kunnf4KEOv1qz93a6o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://woefullymisinformed.tumblr.com/post/283532871/mr-t-is-so-full-of-holiday-spirit"&gt;woefullymisinformed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mr. T is so full of holiday spirit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You don’t need a Nintendo Wii, sucka!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/283576602</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/283576602</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 15:47:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Awesome</title><description>&lt;p&gt;My friends are texting me pictures of me passed out drunk last night with them posing next to me. With friends like mine you don’t need enemies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/280346772</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/280346772</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 10:39:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Dark Knight</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kueahwpRjB1qzn67uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Dark Knight&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/276294268</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/276294268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:13:00 -0500</pubDate><category>betty</category></item><item><title>My poor baby. :(
We can rebuild it. We have the technology.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo6_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku36k2r67I1qzn67uo7_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My poor baby. :(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We can rebuild it. We have the technology.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/267853105</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/267853105</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:14:25 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Google Wave</title><description>&lt;p&gt;They should have some way of letting you know that there has been activity in your inbox without you having to manually check it. Perhaps a daily digest email or a gadget in Gmail or something.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/265929394</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/265929394</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:55:06 -0500</pubDate><category>google</category></item><item><title>Google Wave</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I got accepted into the Google Wave preview two days ago. It’s pretty cool, and it has some awesome features like a new and really cool navigation system. I hope some of those features to make their way over to gmail.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/263540908</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/263540908</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:01:00 -0500</pubDate><category>google</category></item><item><title>"It’s impossible to find a more perfectly representative face for the rotted Washington establishment..."</title><description>“It’s impossible to find a more perfectly representative face for the rotted Washington establishment than Evan Bayh. He is the pure expression of virtually every attribute that makes the Beltway so dysfunctional, deceitful and corrupt. Bayh wants to send other people into every proposed war he can find and keep them there forever ever without ever bearing any of the costs himself — not in military service for him or his family nor even in higher taxes to pay for his glorious wars. Sacrifice is for everyone other than Evan Bayh and his friends. He runs around praising himself as a “deficit hawk” while recklessly supporting wars and indefinite occupations that the country can’t afford and which drive us further into debt. He feigns concern over the “deficit” only when it comes time to deny ordinary Americans benefits which he and his family already possess in abundance. He is a loyal servant to the insurance and health care industries over his own constituents — as his wife sits on the Boards of numerous health care giants, who, right when Bayh became a Senator, began paying her millions of dollars in cash and stock. And this Sermonizer of Personal Responsibility is the ultimate by-product of nepotism, following faithfully and effortlessly in the footsteps of his Daddy-Senator, whose seat he now occupies. The fact that he’s a Democrat — and was Obama’s close-second choice for Vice President — just underscores how bipartisan these afflictions are.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.salon.com/opinion/greenwald/2009/11/30/bayh/index.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+salon%2Fgreenwald+%28Glenn+Greenwald%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader"&gt;Glenn Greenwald&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://azspot.net/"&gt;azspot&lt;/a&gt;) (via &lt;a href="http://shorterexcerpts.tumblr.com/"&gt;shorterexcerpts&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/263539025</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/263539025</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:59:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktomhkcIYI1qzn67uo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/257290931</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/257290931</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:34:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gmail Keyboard Shortcuts</title><description>&lt;a href="http://mail.google.com/support/bin/answer.py?hl=en&amp;answer=6594"&gt;Gmail Keyboard Shortcuts&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/257142275/gmail-keyboard-shortcuts"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you’re sticking with the web interface of Gmail like me, then I highly recommend learning a couple of the more common keyboard shortcuts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sidebar: Their choice of using “[tab] then [Enter]” for sending a message is smart.  It’s easy to find without being a combination you’re likely to hit by accident.  And if you’re still worried about that, just enable the Undo Send Labs feature in your Settings.  It gives you a couple seconds to retract a sent message if you just realized you accidently &lt;a href="http://guestofaguest.com/news/breaking/breaking-the-email-scandal-that-just-shook-cornells-campus/"&gt;replied to all&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Pressing C to compose a new message or Shift+C to compose in a new window is probably one of the shortcuts I use most often. Pressing U instead of clicking “refresh” at the top of the inbox list comes in handy as well. I also press E when reading an email to archive it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I &lt;3 gmail keyboard shortcuts.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/257287726</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/257287726</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 15:31:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I understand why you can’t, but I sure wish you could use Grooveshark on the iPhone…</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I understand why you can’t, but I sure wish you could use Grooveshark on the iPhone…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/250808249</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/250808249</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:00:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>synecdoche:

studentloansforbeermoney:

yeahiwasintheshit:

pill...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksxkaqLRoQ1qzgxpko1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://synecdoche.tumblr.com/post/239995482/studentloansforbeermoney-yeahiwasintheshit"&gt;synecdoche&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://studentloansforbeermoney.tumblr.com/post/239991777/yeahiwasintheshit-pill-box-hat-via"&gt;studentloansforbeermoney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://yeahiwasintheshit.tumblr.com/post/239989703/pill-box-hat-via-moosiemoose"&gt;yeahiwasintheshit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;pill box hat&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://moosiemoose.tumblr.com/"&gt;moosiemoose&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jackie O cat uses laser eyes to shoot Lee Harvey Pawswald.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;once every ten years broderick will say something that is not only relevant to my interests but also makes me laugh really hard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t put into words why I find this so hilarious, but I do.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/240273465</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/240273465</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 08:41:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>blocksonblox:

I don’t know what it is about Leighton Meester but I just need to kiss...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blocksonblox.tumblr.com/post/237710974/i-dont-know-what-it-is-about-leighton-meester-but"&gt;blocksonblox&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t know what it is about Leighton Meester but I just need to kiss her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIx0fw7b5wI"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIx0fw7b5wI"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIx0fw7b5wI&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is on my bucket list for things I want to see before I die.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/238045270</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/238045270</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 08:17:56 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>thedailywhat:

Morning Links:

It’s Caturween!


My E-Ears Are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksdxn1z7pR1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedw.us/post/228923687/morning-links-its-caturween-my-e-ears"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2&gt;&lt;b&gt;Morning Links:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It’s Caturween!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;My E-Ears Are Burning: Look who’s talking… &lt;a href="http://www.labnol.org/internet/monitor-your-name-brand-online/10864/"&gt;about you online&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;How Facebook’s memorialising feature &lt;a href="http://thulbourn.com/not_dead.html"&gt;helped some dude kill his friend&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;FFFFFUUUUUUUUU: &lt;a href="http://www.sharenator.org/FFFFFUUUUUUUUU/"&gt;A Collection&lt;/a&gt;. (&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9zd3f/i_found_this_awesome_collection_of_fffffuuuu/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt; &lt;b&gt;Morning Distraction:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.playtetrisgames.org/"&gt;Tetris’D&lt;/a&gt; — A Tetris platformer. (&lt;a href="http://digg.com/playable_web_games/Tetris_D_Tetris_Platformer"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.)&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt; &lt;b&gt;Morning Wood:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.yuhmm.com/suleika-x-show-magazine/"&gt;Suleika&lt;/a&gt; is the kind of girl you don’t bring home to mom because you’re unable to leave bedroom.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt; &lt;b&gt;Morning List:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.travelvivi.com/10-places-to-spend-halloween/"&gt;10 Places to Spend Halloween&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;[image &lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/10/30/funny-pictures-fun-sized-lolcats/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/228930677</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/228930677</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:37:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Yet Another New Rocky Movie</title><description>&lt;a href="http://rockyxv.ytmnd.com/"&gt;Yet Another New Rocky Movie&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/227218626</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/227218626</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:40:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I love my friends</title><description>John: 5 bucks says you forget to go to Flanigan's tonight and Juan has to text you&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
me: 5 bucks says I slap the beer out of your hand onto the floor tonight and then laugh at your bewildered facial expression&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
John: double or nothing I stab you with a fork</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/219386410</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/219386410</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:51:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>50 office-speak phrases you love to hate</title><description>&lt;a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/7457287.stm"&gt;50 office-speak phrases you love to hate&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Conversate&lt;/i&gt; is not a word, people. You sound like a tard when you say that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/218254930</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/218254930</guid><pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 13:41:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>johnwilkestooth:

roomsunandsky:

duhtrav:

prettypinkshoes:

vam...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krrwkwHyiH1qza3e8o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://johnwilkestooth.tumblr.com/post/217344938/roomsunandsky-duhtrav-prettypinkshoes"&gt;johnwilkestooth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://roomsunandsky.tumblr.com/post/217342644/duhtrav-prettypinkshoes-vampire-lestat"&gt;roomsunandsky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://duhtrav.tumblr.com/post/217342119/prettypinkshoes-vampire-lestat"&gt;duhtrav&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://prettypinkshoes.tumblr.com/post/217328232/vampire-lestat-prettypinkshoes"&gt;prettypinkshoes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vampire-lestat.tumblr.com/post/217327156/prettypinkshoes-vampire-lestat-via"&gt;vampire-lestat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://prettypinkshoes.tumblr.com/post/217326598/vampire-lestat-via"&gt;prettypinkshoes&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://vampire-lestat.tumblr.com/post/217324770/via-theinternetaccordingtoadrian-wtf-take-the"&gt;vampire-lestat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com/"&gt;theinternetaccordingtoadrian&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;WTF! TAKE THE KITTY OUT OF THE BLENDER :’(&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:| This isn’t even funny / cute…..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know :( It makes me wanna cry :( Poor kitty.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;:”( oh my.. I hoppee he didn’t cut his little legs on the blades down there :( maybe they took em out, hopefully.. if that’s even possible..&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kitty get out of the blender, cats dont belong in there, you dont even taste good&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what a god awful picture. animal abuse. no one thinks this is cute or funny at all.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hahaha, yesss, I laughed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK so yes I agree that this picture is horrible and that’s not funny or cool and all that and as a cat owner if you did this to my cat I’d fuck you up, but the quote &lt;i&gt;“&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt;Kitty get out of the blender, cats dont belong in there, you dont even taste good”&lt;/i&gt; made me laugh and laugh and laugh.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/217408855</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/217408855</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:10:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Madcon - Beggin’</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/217396017/tumblr_krs1xhK6mk1qzn67u&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Madcon - Beggin’&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/217396017</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/217396017</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:53:41 -0400</pubDate><category>audio</category></item><item><title>How does my battery percentage keep going up when it has been 0...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krpzqs1jDn1qzn67uo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krpzqs1jDn1qzn67uo2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How does my battery percentage keep going up when it has been 0 minutes since my last full charge, which in itself is a statement that I am fully charged? You’ve got some explaining to do, Apple.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/216420656</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/216420656</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Oct 2009 13:11:16 -0400</pubDate><category>iphone</category></item><item><title>murraythenut:
Twitter Vs Cult
LOL</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krgj7hS7gr1qzvczpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://murraythenut.tumblr.com/post/212002682/twitter-vs-cult"&gt;murraythenut&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Twitter Vs Cult&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOL&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/212087543</link><guid>http://mikepayne.tumblr.com/post/212087543</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:58:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
